A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
A modern man, an ancient kingdom, and an adventure through time
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My name is Hank Morgan, and I was a foreman at a big factory in Hartford, Connecticut. I knew all about machines and how things worked. One day, I got into an argument with a big fellow named Hercules. He thought a crowbar was the best way to solve a problem. "That's not how you do it!" I yelled over the noise of the machines. "You'll break the whole assembly! Just let me handle it." He wouldn't listen. "Says you!" he shouted back, and swung the crowbar. I tried to dodge, but he was too quick. There was a loud clang, and then everything went dark. I thought that was the end of me. But when I woke up, the noise of the factory was gone. Everything was quiet. I wasn't in Hartford anymore.
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I woke up under a huge oak tree. The air was sweet, and birds were singing. I sat up, completely bewildered. Where was the factory? A moment later, I heard a clanking sound. A man on a giant horse came riding down the path, and he was covered from head to toe in shining metal armor! He looked like something out of a storybook. He stopped and stared down at me. "Fair sir, you are my prisoner!" he announced in a booming voice. I thought he must be an actor from a circus or an escapee from an asylum. "What are you talking about?" I asked, getting to my feet. "This is some kind of joke." He just pointed his long spear at me. "I am Sir Kay the Seneschal," he declared. "You will come with me to Camelot!"
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They dragged me to Camelot and, because I was dressed strangely and couldn't explain myself, they called me a magician. The old court wizard, Merlin, declared I was dangerous. My sentence? To be burned at the stake. As they tied me up, I remembered something from a history book: there was going to be a total solar eclipse on this very day. It was my only chance. "King Arthur!" I shouted. "I have great power! If you harm me, I will blot out the sun and plunge the world into darkness!" The court laughed, but Merlin looked nervous. "He lies!" the magician cried. "Proceed!" But just as the guards brought a torch, the sky began to grow dim. A black circle started to eat away at the sun. The crowd gasped in terror. I raised my arms and shouted, "I command the sun to return! Let me go free, and your king's chief minister!" King Arthur, pale with fear, immediately agreed.
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They called me 'The Boss' now, and I was the second most powerful man in the kingdom. But I had a secret plan. I wanted to bring the 19th century to the 6th. In a hidden valley, far from Camelot's prying eyes, I started my real work. I found the cleverest young people in the land and began to teach them everything I knew. We built workshops and schools. "Forget superstition!" I told my students. "Knowledge is the only real power. We're going to make soap, build telegraphs, and print newspapers." We started with the basics, making tools to make other tools. "This place is the future of England," I explained to my most trusted foreman. Slowly but surely, a new world was taking shape, hidden away from Merlin and the knights.
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To keep up appearances, I had to go on a knightly quest. A young lady named Sandy came to me with a tale of forty-five beautiful princesses held captive in an enchanted castle by three giant ogres. I reluctantly agreed to help. We traveled for days, with Sandy talking the entire time. Finally, we arrived. "Behold the fearsome castle!" she cried, pointing. All I saw was a common pigsty. "And there are the cruel ogres!" she whispered. I saw three farmhands. Then she pointed to the mud. "Oh, the poor princesses!" she wept. I looked, and saw forty-five perfectly ordinary pigs. "Sandy," I said patiently, "those are not princesses. They are pigs." She looked at me with pity. "Poor sir, the enchantment has blinded you! You must set them free!" I just sighed, paid the farmers for their pigs, and opened the gate.
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Our travels brought us to the Valley of Holiness, where a famous holy well had run dry. Monks and pilgrims were in despair. Merlin had been trying for days to fix it with spells, but nothing worked. "Stand aside, amateur," I said. I had my men secretly place a pump and pipes while I got the crowd ready, along with some fireworks. "I will now perform a miracle!" I announced. While Merlin scoffed, I gave the signal. With a great WHOOSH, a rocket shot into the sky and exploded in a shower of stars. At the exact same moment, a massive geyser erupted from the ancient well. "A true miracle!" the crowd cried. Merlin just stood there, dripping wet and speechless with fury.
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When I returned to Camelot, I decided to challenge the knights at their own game: the tournament. But I wouldn't use a spear. The greatest knights in the land lined up to charge me. "You wear no armor, Sir Boss!" cried Sir Kay. "This is madness!" I just smiled and waited on my horse, holding a simple rope. As the first knight thundered toward me, his lance aimed at my heart, I swung my rope. Just as he was about to hit me, I threw it. The loop sailed through the air and settled perfectly over his shoulders. I pulled back, and the mighty knight was plucked right out of his saddle. One by one, I lassoed the best fighters in England. "Brains over brawn!" I shouted to the stunned crowd. Even King Arthur had to laugh.
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I wanted King Arthur to see what life was really like for his people, so we disguised ourselves as poor farmers. It was worse than I imagined. We were mistaken for escaped serfs and arrested, then thrown into a filthy village prison. "This is an outrage!" Arthur fumed. "Tell them I am the King!" The guards just laughed. "And I'm the Emperor of the Moon," one mocked. We sat in the dark cell, listening to the sad stories of the other prisoners. "Now do you see?" I asked him quietly. "Your laws and your nobles are cruel. This is what you must change." For the first time, Arthur was silent. He was finally beginning to understand the truth about his kingdom.
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Civil war broke out, and King Arthur was killed. All the knights of England, blaming me for the chaos, united against me. With fifty-two loyal boys, I made a last stand in a fortified cave, surrounded by thirty thousand knights. "Charge!" they cried. But I was ready. I flipped a switch, and the first line of knights ran into my electric fence. They were thrown back, stunned. Then, as the army paused in confusion, I gave the signal. "Now!" My boys unleashed powerful water cannons. Huge jets of water blasted the army, knocking knights from their horses and turning the field to mud. It was not a battle; it was a rout. They fled in terror. We had won, but I felt no joy. I was all alone in the world I had tried to change.
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After the battle, Merlin appeared, disguised as an old woman. "You have won, Sir Boss," he rasped, offering me a drink. He cast a spell. "Sleep," he cackled, "for thirteen hundred years!" And I did. I awoke in my own time, an old man found wandering in ruins. They brought me here, to a room in Warwick Castle, where I have told my story to a visitor. "I got what I wanted," I tell him, gesturing toward the window. "The modern world is here. But my home, my friends, my wife Sandy... all gone." I am a stranger in my own time, dreaming of a life that is nothing but a distant memory.
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- Audience: kids (ages 6–12)
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